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|Read E-pub ô Shakespeare for Squirrels ⚽ New York Times Bestseller Shakespeare meets Dashiell Hammett in this wildly entertaining murder mystery from New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore an uproarious, hardboiled take on the Bard s most performed play, A Midsummer Night s Dream, featuring Pocket, the hero of Fool and The Serpent of Venice, along with his sidekick, Drool, and pet monkey, JeffSet adrift by his pirate crew, Pocket of Dog Snogging last seen in The Serpent of Venice washes up on the sun bleached shores of Greece, where he hopes to dazzle the Duke with his comedic brilliance and become his trusted foolBut the island is in turmoil Egeus, the Duke s minister, is furious that his daughter Hermia is determined to marry Demetrius, instead of Lysander, the man he has chosen for her The Duke decrees that if, by the time of the wedding, Hermia still refuses to marry Lysander, she shall be executed or consigned to a nunnery Pocket, being Pocket, cannot help but point out that this decree is complete bollocks, and that the Duke is an egregious weasel for having even suggested it Irritated by the fool s impudence, the Duke orders his death With the Duke s guards in pursuit, Pocket makes a daring escapeHe soon stumbles into the wooded realm of the fairy king Oberon, who, as luck would have it, IS short a fool His jester Robin Goodfellow the mischievous sprite better known as Puck was found dead Murdered Oberon makes Pocket an offer he can t refuse he will make Pocket his fool and have his death sentence lifted if Pocket finds out who killed Robin Goodfellow But as anyone who is even vaguely aware of the Bard s most performed play ever will know, nearly every character has a motive for wanting the mischievous sprite deadWith too many suspects and too little time, Pocket must work his own kind of magic to find the truth, save his neck, and ensure that all ends wellA rollicking tale of love, magic, madness, and murder, Shakespeare for Squirrels is a Midsummer Night s noir a wicked and brilliantly funny good time conjured by the singular imagination of Christopher Moore Friendly Fire (Jonathan Grave hardboiled take on the Bard s most performed play A Necessary Evil (Sam Wyndham A Midsummer Night s Dream To Hold (The Dumont Diaries, featuring Pocket The Eerie Adventures of the Lycanthrope Robinson Crusoe the hero of Fool and The Serpent of Venice Murphys Ambush along with his sidekick Ecotarian Diet Drool Dust Devil and pet monkey Synowie Kaina, córy Lilith... 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Książę Parnasu Shakespeare for Squirrels is a Midsummer Night s noir a wicked and brilliantly funny good time conjured by the singular imagination of Christopher Moore Shakespeare for Squirrels, the latest from Christopher Moore, features the same protagonist as Fool and The Serpent of Venice This time Pocket is back with a retelling of A Midsummer Night s Dream In this tale, he has washed up on Greek shores and is soon enough trying to solve a mystery in the style of The Maltese Falcon yes a Shakespeare Hammett mash up As to be expected from Moore, this book is raucous, bawdy, absurd, and goofy There s loads of puerile humor The story is not an exact r Shakespeare for Squirrels, the latest from Christopher Moore, features the same protagonist as Fool and The Serpent of Venice This time Pocket is back with a retelling of A Midsummer Night s Dream In this tale, he has washed up on Greek shores and is soon enough trying to solve a mystery in the style of The Maltese Falcon yes a Shakespeare Hammett mash up As to be expected from Moore, this book is raucous, bawdy, absurd, and goofy There s loads of puerile humor The story is not an exact retelling of Midsummer Night s Dream but is a fun twist on it with lots of the same characters Puck, Oberon, Peaseblossom, Titiana This is actually the 2nd retelling of Midsummer that I ve read in the past year Moore s novel Lamb is one of my ALL TIME favorite books This book didn t quite measure up to Lamb for me, but it was still a fun escapist read I received a digital copy of this book from edelweiss in exchange for an honest review Moore has outdone himself With the exception of Lamb, this may be my favorite book of his yet After the brutal misstep of Noir, I thought he d lost his edge Fear not, Pocket and Drool are back for their third Shakespearean jaunt and this time it s Midsummer Night s Dream, my favorite play There were several parts in this book where I laughed until my side hurt or my eyes teared up The fairies are absolutely brilliant, the frequently quoted line is the goblins which I won t ruin, but they s Moore has outdone himself With the exception of Lamb, this may be my favorite book of his yet After the brutal misstep of Noir, I thought he d lost his edge Fear not, Pocket and Drool are back for their third Shakespearean jaunt and this time it s Midsummer Night s Dream, my favorite play There were several parts in this book where I laughed until my side hurt or my eyes teared up The fairies are absolutely brilliant, the frequently quoted line is the goblins which I won t ruin, but they say it constantly cracked me up, and the play at the end is perfection Moore manages to create a different concluding play by the craftsmen while keeping their inherent characteristics that made them such unique characters That s the best part the bones of MSND are all here It s still the same basic story, just bastardized in a way only Moore can do And with squirrels So many sodding squirrels It would be just fitting that the only man who would deign to talk to me is a hat shagging monkey She leaned in closely You, sir, have the look of a hat shagger Oh, f kastockings He s back It s Pocket Pocket is back with a new mysterious tale with his merry little band of a holes Here we have quite an odd mysterious tale of murder, hat shagging, and a gaggle of fools with a Midsummer Night s Dream thrown in for good measure Moore takes us on a uproariously and murderous journey that y It would be just fitting that the only man who would deign to talk to me is a hat shagging monkey She leaned in closely You, sir, have the look of a hat shagger Oh, f kastockings He s back It s Pocket Pocket is back with a new mysterious tale with his merry little band of a holes Here we have quite an odd mysterious tale of murder, hat shagging, and a gaggle of fools with a Midsummer Night s Dream thrown in for good measure Moore takes us on a uproariously and murderous journey that you ll never forget It s lewd, crude, and downright filthy and it s exactly what I need in my life This wasn t exactly my favorite book that Pocket has lead but I still loved this one Shakespeare for Squirrels was amazing I laughed and cringed and it s exactly how I want to feel reading something of this magnitude Moore never disappoints and if you re looking for something off the wall and crazy, he s your man No disappointments ever Who knew that Shakespeare could be so entertaining and crude I received this as an ARC from NetGalley Let me start by saying that I love Christopher Moore s novels, but he set the bar really high for me with Lamb and nothing has been that good since With that said, this humorous retelling of Midsummer Night s Dream was absurd in all the right kind of ways The ridiculousness that Pocket involves himself in never ceases to amaze and entertain me and I will continue to read about him as long as Moore keeps writing about him If you need a good laugh at so I received this as an ARC from NetGalley Let me start by saying that I love Christopher Moore s novels, but he set the bar really high for me with Lamb and nothing has been that good since With that said, this humorous retelling of Midsummer Night s Dream was absurd in all the right kind of ways The ridiculousness that Pocket involves himself in never ceases to amaze and entertain me and I will continue to read about him as long as Moore keeps writing about him If you need a good laugh at some wonderfully lewd humor I would suggest this