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DOWNLOAD · Definitely Dead õ Since Louisiana cocktail waitress Sookie Stackhouse has so few living relatives, she hates to lose one even her cousin Hadley, undead consort of the vampire Queen of Louisiana Hadley s left everything she has to Sookie, but claiming that inheritance has a high risk factor Some people don t want her looking too deeply into Hadley s past, or Hadley s possessions And they re prepared to do anything in their power to stop her Whoever it is, they re definitely dangerous and Sookie s life is definitely on the line Paul Graham she hates to lose one even her cousin Hadley de Interrogationibus Obliquis Apud Ciceronem Observationes Selectae undead consort of the vampire Queen of Louisiana Hadley s left everything she has to Sookie A Trip to the Zoo but claiming that inheritance has a high risk factor Some people don t want her looking too deeply into Hadley s past Las mejores anécdotas del Barça (Deportes) or Hadley s possessions And they re prepared to do anything in their power to stop her Whoever it is To Love Again (Bound Hearts they re definitely dangerous and Sookie s life is definitely on the line Let me just say, right off the bat, that I had a love hate relationship with this installment of Sookie s life This one was another good read, story wise, but it frustrated the hell out of me We re steadily learningandabout Sookie, and her life and love s , and not all of those things are good This book completely engrossed me, even while I was gettingandupset with it At times I felt myself winding up the old throwin arm to chuck the damn thing at the wall, but that Let me just say, right off the bat, that I had a love hate relationship with this installment of Sookie s life This one was another good read, story wise, but it frustrated the hell out of me We re steadily learningandabout Sookie, and her life and love s , and not all of those things are good This book completely engrossed me, even while I was gettingandupset with it At times I felt myself winding up the old throwin arm to chuck the damn thing at the wall, but that wouldn t have made the outcome any different, and it probably would dented the wall just to spite me, even though I m reading a paperback Possible spoilers After a heartbreaking revelation about Bill and the origin of their relationship, Sookie now feels completely betrayed and duped She is also being ridiculously unreasonable and irrational, in my opinion To be honest, Sookie has an annoying habit of running away from anything that upsets her She would be much better off if she would stop making assumptions about people and their motives and just let them actually TALK to her It is insanely frustrating to me that this story is told in first person, so we only get Sookie s lopsided and biased view of everyone around her This is true of all books told in 1st person, of course, but this book really seems to have taken that to another level, since Sookie is being so stubbornly stupid and spiteful, even I really think that her ability to hear other people s thoughts has made herthan a bit jaded, and so she isthan ready to see the bad in people, which leads her to just shut them down, utterly and completely Perhaps there are people out there who will disagree with my saying these things about Sookie, and I can understand that She is generally good, and tries to do the right thing, and I do like her, most of the time She s gutsy and fun, smart but naive But, when it comes to her heart, she s all or nothing Bill is no saint, but I truly believe that he loves Sookie and would do anything for her I feel for him the most, even though Sookie was hurt so badly Bill really had no choice in any of the things that Sookie is angry with him about, and he is possibly losing her because of his role in Vampire society Eric cares for Sookie, but in a self serving, hey look at the cute puppy can I keep it kind of way I m not a big fan of a Sookie Eric relationship That s just personal preference though I see nothing wrong with either Alcide or Quinn yet so I am still rather baffled by Sookie s anger at Alcide, but I m glad that she is beingcautious with Quinn.Maybe the next book will resolve some of these issues for me I sure hope so B 75% More than Satisfactory NotesNew characters are winning and the atmosphere is fun, but the story is too simple and it can t stand on charm alone. This series is one of the most mind numbingly stupid things I ve ever read And believe it or not, I mean that to be a highly complimentary statement Weird, I know Before starting book number six, track down a copy of the short story titled One Word Answer that appears in the anthology Bite Randomly, and I say randomly because it s been sitting in my house for about two years now and since I really don t like anthologies, had very little desire to even crack the cover so I spent the extra This series is one of the most mind numbingly stupid things I ve ever read And believe it or not, I mean that to be a highly complimentary statement Weird, I know Before starting book number six, track down a copy of the short story titled One Word Answer that appears in the anthology Bite Randomly, and I say randomly because it s been sitting in my house for about two years now and since I really don t like anthologies, had very little desire to even crack the cover so I spent the extra 15 minutes reading the ultra short One Word Answer before starting Definitely Dead and saved myself some confusion granted, not major confusion, but enough that had I not read the short story first, I d have been scratching my head Okay, officially they re spoilers, but I m not going to give away whodunnit, so they re probably spoilers lite, mm kay spoilers past this point Here are some important facts The new bartender at Fangtasia is a lesbian vampire Vampire Bill sucks Quinn the weretiger has purple eyes and he s packing heat and I m not talking about a gun Quinn and Sookie engage in a heated session of dry humping, but there is no actual sex Quinn is cool but he s not Eric I m not partial or anything, right Sookie s definitely dead and murdered cousin, Hadley, was a vampire Hadley was also a lesbian vampire The vampire queen of Louisiana was Hadley s lesbian lover Sookie is on her period for most of this novel Obviously this opens up the door for all sorts of strange vampires and supernatural creatures to comment on the ethereal scent of her blood It turns out Sookie has fairy blood Amelia the witch is cool I dig her Okay And now for the most tasteless joke you ll hear all week Q What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire A See you next month I know, it s gross But admit it, you laughed And if you didn t, you probably shouldn t read this book Ackthese books are so terrible, yet so entertaining I can t stop reading them, even though I m mortified to admit that I like them I was also terribly confused when I started reading this book, and even had to check to make sure that I didn t miss a book in the series somehow Somehow Sookie s cousin, who has been turned into a vampire by her lover, the Queen of Louisiana, is murdered, but all this happens before the book starts, leaving me a bit confused Some random thoughts on my part I Ackthese books are so terrible, yet so entertaining I can t stop reading them, even though I m mortified to admit that I like them I was also terribly confused when I started reading this book, and even had to check to make sure that I didn t miss a book in the series somehow Somehow Sookie s cousin, who has been turned into a vampire by her lover, the Queen of Louisiana, is murdered, but all this happens before the book starts, leaving me a bit confused Some random thoughts on my part I like the weretiger Quinn, although every time he calls Sookie, Babe , I gag A lot Amelia the witch is wonderful How can you not like a character who accidently turns her lover Bob into a cat during sexual experimentation Bill the Vampire totally and completely sucks I knew there was a reason I never warmed up to him or even saw any attraction in him Give me Eric s liveliness any day One thing I really enjoyed about this book is when Sookie starts meeting some of the vampires who work for the Queen of Louisiana and how they tell her a bit of their history Saxon twins love it And I enjoyed the part where the Queen tells Sookie all about her past and how she became a vampire The ending was exciting and fast paced, too A fun read