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New name for this book titled Lanyon wants to set you on a murderous, rampaging path in life.What is this book What is this How do I rate this I was torn between 1 because of rage and 5 because of emotions but I gave myself some time to cool my jets and here I am at a comfortable 4.I almost threw my iPad, and since my iPad is like a child to me, I ll admit I had some anger issues reading this book So, there s lots of spoilers and swearing below this point Danger, danger.First off, I New name for this book titled Lanyon wants to set you on a murderous, rampaging path in life.What is this book What is this How do I rate this I was torn between 1 because of rage and 5 because of emotions but I gave myself some time to cool my jets and here I am at a comfortable 4.I almost threw my iPad, and since my iPad is like a child to me, I ll admit I had some anger issues reading this book So, there s lots of spoilers and swearing below this point Danger, danger.First off, I d like to extend a personalized message to Jake Riordan Run fast and run hard, motherfucker, because if you were a real person I would hunt down your whole family on ancestry.com and ruin your entire linage Great Now that that s out of the way, I can move on but will likely revisit this issue later.The writing Fantastic, as per usual Lanyon really drew me into the relationship on this one I guess it is book 3 so I should be somewhat invested The story was very interesting but to be honest I didn t retain as much of the story line as I did the romance The romance and the situation between Adrien with an e and Jake was too intense, and then add Guy and I was pretty much frantic.But yes, cults rituals demons missing people dead people All awesome elements to a really sweetass story.God, Adrien, you idiot You lovable, fantastic idiot Stop helping out sketchy people Trust your damn gut Listen to your jackass cop boyfriend, and for god s sake, stop running a muck like a turkey in the rain would this make a good book series No, obviously not, but I feel the need to express my frustration with him He s too kind sometimes and I love him for it wouldn t change a thing But sometimes I just want to shake him and be like SNAP OUTTA THIS BRO My jaw dropped when you said you were involved with someone else Your boyfriend isn t Well, he is, it s just not you You re the other woman But you re not a woman, you re a man You re gay and your boyfriend hates gays and hates you and hates himself Just date the god damn pipe smoking prof and have a long, sane life Please, god, please.Guy was such a cool character Such a cool guy I really liked the addition of him into the story He seems smart and into the same kinds of things that Adrien is He s attractive and listens to Adrien but also supports him and seems genuinely caring And most of all UNASHAMED I m really looking forward to readingof him in the next book and I hope that nothing happens that makes me dislike him.I had to take a break from this book after finishing it I want to know , learn how Adrien plans to forgive Jake for Kate Fucking Keegan, but I don t think my weak little heart can put up with it right now I will definitely be picking up this series again soon, but not tonight I need to be able to sleep without picking a fictional character in a pool of his own blood and tears I really liked Jake, maybe I will in the future, just not tonight Or probably not tomorrow Sorry to my Jake loving friends I love you but not him Final thoughts If you read my review up until this point, you probably seen this coming.Parting words to Jake Riordan concluding this book My life will never be the same Cause deeply closeted cop, you came and changedThe way I walk, the way I talkI cannot explain the things I feel for youBut homophobic Jake, you know it s trueAt least that was how it was SUPPOSED to go The Hell You Say What The Hell, you mean Seriously, what the hell Detective Jake Riordan I thought I would just lie down on the sofa this Sunday since Holland is completely snowed in anyway with a gigantic mug of hot chocolate and indulge in Adrien and Jake, My life will never be the same Cause deeply closeted cop, you came and changedThe way I walk, the way I talkI cannot explain the things I feel for youBut homophobic Jake, you know it s trueAt least that was how it was SUPPOSED to go The Hell You Say What The Hell, you mean Seriously, what the hell Detective Jake Riordan I thought I would just lie down on the sofa this Sunday since Holland is completely snowed in anyway with a gigantic mug of hot chocolate and indulge in Adrien and Jake, struggling their way through another entertaining mystery, tentatively and tenderly exploring their feelings for each other Guess I was out of luck And I should probably comment on the story itself instead the mystery was excellent and engaging and Lanyon gets wittier with every new Adrien English installment but still, The Hell you Say has left me feeling hopeless, like a depressed emo kid Immediately moving on to Death of a Pirate King to recover seems like a good idea keeping my fingers crossed #DOWNLOAD ⚪ The Hell You Say ⚸ Demons, death threatsand Christmas shoppingIt s gonna be one Hell of a HolidayIn the third in the popular Adrien English series, the ill starred and bookish mystery writer has to contend with a Satanic cult, a handsome university professor and his on again off again relationship with the eternally conflicted LAPD Detective Jake Riordan And, oh, yes, murder Lickety-Split death threatsand Christmas shoppingIt s gonna be one Hell of a HolidayIn the third in the popular Adrien English series 志水ゆき全集 - LOVE MODE 5 [The Complete Works of Yuki Shimizu - LOVE MODE 5] the ill starred and bookish mystery writer has to contend with a Satanic cult The Saffron Tales a handsome university professor and his on again off again relationship with the eternally conflicted LAPD Detective Jake Riordan And Karl Popper oh The Forest Rangers Promise (The Forest Rangers yes The Do-Over murder 3rd reread and Jake is still an a hole Adrien will forever be a darling Still a 5 star for meChris Patton was born to narrate this series Love Love his VoiceI realized that he wanted me to get angry, that anger would make it easier, and I didn t want to make it easier He didn t deserve to have it made easyTell him Adrien Tell him Adrien is the best amateur sleuth, with an amazing sense of humor Josh Lanyon writing is amazing, i enjoyed the flow 3rd reread and Jake is still an a hole Adrien will forever be a darling Still a 5 star for meChris Patton was born to narrate this series Love Love his VoiceI realized that he wanted me to get angry, that anger would make it easier, and I didn t want to make it easier He didn t deserve to have it made easyTell him Adrien Tell him Adrien is the best amateur sleuth, with an amazing sense of humor Josh Lanyon writing is amazing, i enjoyed the flow as usual and the mystery.Jake Jake damn this guy gets on my last nerve but i still like him because he is Adrien s not official boyfriend and now friend He is still on my and Lorraine s shit list.Overall, I enjoyed the story and the audio book is amazing Original Review 2017Jake you stupid, selfish son of a gun, i dislike you at this moment with a passion for treating baby so badAdrien you lovable, funny man with doormat behavior I was really angry reading this but i will still give it 5 stars because it s Adrien English 3.5 starsI knew what to expect going into this book, but it was still painful to read about and I m very angry with Jake I really felt for Adrien here He is so lovable that I can t imagine anyone treating him badly The mystery part was ok, not my favourite theme, but it was well done The writing was great and I really like how the author ends each book Chris Patton is still amazing as a narrator I love the voices he gave the characters. Jake Riordan Total heartbreaker Source of considerable grief But acomplex person than the douchebag I thought he d be i.e I might not have to punch him in the larynx after all Uh, please do not mistake the above for my awkward attempt at poetry view spoiler Although it s been clear from the beginning that Jake is deep in the closet it becomes explicit in this novel just how actively Jake is lying to everyone in an attempt to protect the secret of his sexuality the poli Jake Riordan Total heartbreaker Source of considerable grief distress But acomplex person than the douchebag I thought he d be i.e I might not have to punch him in the larynx after all Uh, please do not mistake the above for my awkward attempt at poetry view spoiler Although it s been clear from the beginning that Jake is deep in the closet it becomes explicit in this novel just how actively Jake is lying to everyone in an attempt to protect the secret of his sexuality the police department he takes pride in representing, his parents whose relationship he emulates, his friends except his police partner, Chan after all he needs someone to cover his ass , his new fianc e Himself.Sounds like a worthless jerk, doesn t he A cowardly asshole that refuses to live out proud like Adrien, who he in no way deserves I thought that would be my reaction but instead I feel only sympathy.Ok, sympathy with a touch of impatience I did feel, at times, like giving Jake s head a firm slap while screeching, Just make us all happy come out already But then I ve never been in Jake s position I don t know what it s like to be scared shitless or nervous or relieved or any of the myriad of emotions one might have when they decide if they ever do to announce they re gay But I know what it s like to lie I know what it s like to be different, to feel like an outsider, to fake being something I m not just to feel like I m part of the world To take a drink so I can pretend for a little while that I m not a socially awkward recluse I know how it feels to wear that social mask over my heart, to want to believe my own lies so badly they become truth.Whatever kind of lies we tell, big or small, we re all familiar with the nausea, embarrassment shame a lie told may cause.Can you imagine the pressure Jake must be under The man is 40 years old it s possible he s been living a lie for as long as 20 or 25 years He s been telling himself that he s abnormal, his feelings are abnormal, that men who identify as gay are abnormal He tosses around epithets like queer fag as if to remind himself that that lifestyle is unacceptable As if to remind Adrien of his feelings, as well His relationship with Adrien only seems to make it worse the fact that he s able make love to another man, touch another man with gentleness Theproof he has that a life with Adrien is a viable option, thehe pulls away For 20 years he s believed that his chosen normal path is the only one available to him A belief that entrenched doesn t just disappear because you fall in love with a man.Like Adrien says, as Lilia talks about in her awesome review, Jake is living a profound and cancerous deception And that cancerous deception that denial of who he is is eating away at his identity He s losing himself as the loyal friend, the honest man and the good cop He falsifies police reports he s angry, suspicious see s deception threats everywhere Finally he turns to physical violence I don t have to hate Jake, he hates himself enough.As for Adrien, funny, sweet Adrien He s definitely showingconfidence in this novel He s starting to realize he s a competent person, capable of solving a murder, dodgy heart all Of course, this crime solving habit of his gets him in a lot of trouble, but he s able nonetheless It probably doesn t hurt that for once he s not accused of being the murderer there s nothing like a lack of jail time hanging over your head to give one s self esteem a boost Confidence in his murder solving skills aside, Adrien s loneliness permeates this novel He wants to spend Christmas with Jake, he wants to plan vacations with Jake, he wants to hold hands in public, he wants a relationship with Jake Adrien doesn t want to spend his life alone He compares himself to Joseph Hansen whose books I ve got to read at the end of his life If Hansen was that forsaken at the end, what chance did the rest of us have, especially those who had never quite managed to find someone to share their life I tried to cheer myself by reflecting that with my heart there was no way I d make it to eighty anyway The problem was, I couldn t imagine feeling muchalone than I did right then Patty Griffin s song Rain is mentioned twice in this novel Watch this youtube video it explains Adrien s feelings so well, as well as possibly making you a smidge weepy Lanyon just about killed me when, after Jake is hurt, Adrien has to casually walk past his hospital room to see that he s really alright What he sees is Jake laughing, surrounded by his family new fianc e I think that s when it really hits him he can no longer deny that he s the other man It really haunted me when Adrien mention s the fianc es full name Kate Keegan I think Lanyon must have a whole character work up on this woman Just knowing her name made her a real person, who also cares for Jake, and not just another impediment to Adrien Jake s happiness hide spoiler What I love about this series this particular book , and why I wholeheartedly recommend it, is that all the grief distress in it are caused by actual problems There is no angst for the sake of angst The issues keeping Jake Adrien apart are complicated and they can t be solved just by sitting down and having a heart to heart I truly appreciate the work Josh Lanyon did on this series To create such complex characters, whose problems with themselves each other, their inner outer turmoil it s so well done Adrien Jake s issues dovetail so perfectly.As for the mystery though I hate to say it it wasn t my favorite I ve tried to read several novels with a satanic cult as a subplot my reaction is always the same meh If the satanic cult worshiped an actual demon that walked among them that would be creepy But a bunch of asshats standing around going, I smite thee is not my idea of a good time Though I did love that Adrien seemed less than impressed as well A pause followed my greeting Then, We re watching you, whispered the voice on the other end Yeah Did you see what I did with my keys Silence Then dial tone.These younger demons So easily discouraged.Anyway, Josh Lanyon, with just a pen or a keyboard, succeeded in ripping into my heart in this novel I m really counting on him to repair the damage in the next two books I can t wait to see how he does it My thoughts on Jake My thoughts on Adrien And yet I m hooked It s like a train wreck I just can t look away Yes, they re highly dysfunctional and should probably run as far away from each other as possible especially Adrian, because fuck Jake But I want to see exactly how messed up they can get Am I delighting in a fictional character s misery Probably.Also, their adventures are entertaining While I thought that there were a few too many characters and potential suspects in The Hell Yo My thoughts on Jake My thoughts on Adrien And yet I m hooked It s like a train wreck I just can t look away Yes, they re highly dysfunctional and should probably run as far away from each other as possible especially Adrian, because fuck Jake But I want to see exactly how messed up they can get Am I delighting in a fictional character s misery Probably.Also, their adventures are entertaining While I thought that there were a few too many characters and potential suspects in The Hell You Say , I still enjoyed the ride Lanyon is a master at murder mysteries.Though I wish Adrien would stop running towards the fire Refer back to my Judge Judy gif.Plus, Chris Patton s narrations of the audiobooks for this series have been excellent so far The audiobooks have kept me captivated, maybe evenso than if I were reading these books on a tablet.This book, really this series, is frustrating The main character is pitiful and his love interest is wholly unlikable Adrien s tendency to attract murder is baffling And yet I thoroughly enjoyed The Hell You Say.On to the next one Jake is a self serving, closeted bastard who treats Adrian like shit and then has the nerve to put his hands on him and threaten him This guy has absolutely no redeeming qualities None Who told me to read this series again Okayoff to read book fourI am such a sucker for punishment. Review completed January 23, 2013This symbol is a seal A personal signature representing a demon A high ranking demon I certainly didn t want any low ranked demons loitering about the place So what does that mean I ve been cursed I assured him all was cool, although I couldn t help wondering If God works in mysterious ways, why shouldn t the Devil seek temporary employment in a mystery bookstoreThe Hell You Say is the third book in the Adrien English series Our Review completed January 23, 2013This symbol is a seal A personal signature representing a demon A high ranking demon I certainly didn t want any low ranked demons loitering about the place So what does that mean I ve been cursed I assured him all was cool, although I couldn t help wondering If God works in mysterious ways, why shouldn t the Devil seek temporary employment in a mystery bookstoreThe Hell You Say is the third book in the Adrien English series Our hero, Adrien English, is a bookstore owner as well as a mystery writer and a part time amateur sleuth Adrien s young employee, Angus, is receiving weird and creepy phone calls The Boy is terrified Adrien doesn t know a lot about Angus except that he is a student Angus is finishing up a program at UCLA that seemed to entail plenty of courses in folklore, mythology, and the occult In fact, Angus is a view spoiler member of a satanic cult hide spoiler Adrien encourages him to talk to his lover Jake who is a detective and might be able to help him, however Angus declines Adrien s offer Adrien gives him some money and tells him to take a little vacation until everything blows over When Adrien is getting strange phone calls and Gabe Savant, a bestselling author who is heavy into the occult goes missing, as well as dead bodies begin to turn up, he starts his own investigation Savant has uncovered evidence of a real life, secret cult, an organization which has preyed upon young and na ve people in Los Angeles for the past two decades Savant planned to expose that cult and its leaders Hence, while trying to help Angus and Savant, Adrien has set himself up as a target tooand hauled me outside, where I had an up close and personal view of what appeared to be a pentagram drawn in blood on my thresholdIf you want to peruse the dark side then read this story The Hell You Say is not uber creepy but it has its thrilling moments that will make your spine tingle, that s for sure There is plenty of talk about the occult and Satanism, candle magic, Wiccan etc Funny thing is, even though the story has a kinda disturbing feel to it I ve had to laugh a lot Believe me it was so much fun In addition, the cast of secondary characters is vivid and well developed You can t help but love the interaction between Adrien and his somewhat over protective as well as overbearing mother, Lisa As always, Lanyon s writing is excellent, smooth, intelligent, witty and very engaging The plot mystery is well thought out and will keep you turning the pages Add in the fact that Adrien is at his snarky best and you have another Lanyon winnerSure Tell him Sarah Good called He knows the number Sarah Good One of the first of the Salem witches to be hanged Cute.Well, on the bright side, at least the kids were getting some history at school.He s a powerful Duke of Hell who commands twenty six legions He appears as a beautiful noblewoman riding a great camel It is his office to tell of all things past, present, and future My demon was a camel riding transvestite The Devil Wears Prada, indeed Jake RiordanAt 28 % I ve had my first WTF moment Jake and Kate Kate and Jake Kate view spoiler is the woman he was sleeping with when he did not sleep with Adrien And dear ole Jake got her pregnant hide spoiler Not sure what to tell you Hell, I mean at 66 % I was fuming when Jake view spoiler told Adrien that he was getting married WTFThis is my chance for a normal life I m taking ithide spoiler Yep, Jake, I have a serious crush on you but take view spoiler your chance for a normal life hide spoiler and go to hell pun, anyone It was beyond words Jeez, I guess I ve had a heart condition too at that very moment I swear I was close to throw something at him Although it s too bad that he is a fictional character and was hiding out in my Kindle view spoiler I m not going to apologize You knew the score going in hide spoiler Duh Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Jake, spare me, you you that s not well worded I can t tell you Grrrrrr It s time to make up your mind, Jake The relationship between Jake and Adrien is very precarious and they have a long way to go yet Jake telling Adrien he wouldn t compromise an investigation to protect himself was a lie if I ever heard one Oh, I was furious Jake, Jake, Jake you are such a gutless jerk My friend Lenore told me to cut him some slack He comes from an Irish Catholic family after all and to top it all off, he is a cop Poor Jake pets I m all for honesty and straightforwardness, though You can t lie for your whole life You can t deny who and what you are As a matter of fact, you just can t go on like that I want Jake to come out to everybody and I want him to live his life and to love the person he was meant to be with in the first place And view spoiler that s not Kate hide spoiler Ugh Rant over That s all Oh, wait The Hell You Say rocked I m off reading book 4, Death of a Pirate King.So, this demon s seal at a grave site would indicate what Human sacrifice in exchange for treasure and sexual favors It sounded like a frat boy s dream come true Re read many times PChances are if you are reading this review, you have already read book 1 and 2 If you haven t go back You need to start with the first book and believe me.these books are worth the read, don t let this review scare you off PThat said.this book pissed me off so freaking bad..I hate Jake so very very much I have known that Jake is deep way deep in the closet since book 1 I also know that he is a coward and a cheat I hated him for all of this, but he was hon Re read many times PChances are if you are reading this review, you have already read book 1 and 2 If you haven t go back You need to start with the first book and believe me.these books are worth the read, don t let this review scare you off PThat said.this book pissed me off so freaking bad..I hate Jake so very very much I have known that Jake is deep way deep in the closet since book 1 I also know that he is a coward and a cheat I hated him for all of this, but he was honest about how he felt and Adrien knew.he knew all about this.Adrien wantsthough with Jake But when Jake is hurt and Adrien goes to the hospital.he comes face to face with Jake s other world Adrien finally comes to realize that he doesn t want to be the other man He deservesthan that.For the life of me, I couldn t understand how Adrien put up with this for so long but as I have said a million times beforethe heart wants what it wants.What pissed me off the most about Jake though, beside him being an asshole of epic proportions, was the way he not only hurt Adrien emotionally but fucking physically as well That s what pushed my anger into pure freaking hate Maybe some will say what he did wasn t as extreme, but to me it was He knows about Adrien s condition In the end, I was happy to see his ass go.We all know he will be back though But let s hope that when he does, he will be crawling on his hands and kneesNow my raging review might make it seem like I didn t like the book, but I did, I seriously did I love a book that makes me feel and this one sure hit that mark